crazy-fangirl-at-your-basement:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

two kinds of people

No, I like who I am and I’m already aware of my flaws and have made my peace with them.  No reason to dredge up negative emotions.  

(Source: narcotic, via admiral-lypten)


"Aloha!”

"Aloha!”

(Source: as-seen-on-disney, via benndragon)

lwyllastorch:

tavoriel:

uolilea:

tavoriel:

"are you a robot?"
"I am an artificial intelligence program."
"cool i’m part robot."
"The technical term is cyborg, sir."
"what’s that over there?"

#OMG OMG OMG #and then tony thinks it’s amazing #and wonders #can he make a pair of goggles for bucky #with a hud like his helmet #so that he can communicate with jarvis #fuck yes he can #if google glass has done it #then tony can do it 10000x times better #and then when bucky LOVES THEM #tony asks him if he’d like them to be able to interact with his arm #it could come in handy #tony knows it comes in handy to have jarvis at his back when he’s incapacitated #and he knows bucky’s iffy about the arm #but baby steps #goggles first #tony’s gonna make him some goddamned goggles #dummy where are you #get the fabrication units fired up #we’ve got shit to make #tony stark #jarvis #iron man #art #my heart

Then Bucky accidentally uses the goggles to order a pizza.  He’s really surprised when it gets there, he didn’t mean to, STEVE WHAT DO.  Steve is really apologetic and tries to pay Tony back, but when Tony hears what happened he’s in stitches.  He waves it off as pocket change.  They do set things up so Bucky can’t buy things anymore, though.  Bucky wouldn’t do that to Tony on purpose, but he pretends to be upset.  

Plot twist: Bucky doesn’t order just pizza. He orders 500 pizzas. 

lwyllastorch:

tavoriel:

uolilea:

tavoriel:

"are you a robot?"

"I am an artificial intelligence program."

"cool i’m part robot."

"The technical term is cyborg, sir."

"what’s that over there?"

#OMG OMG OMG #and then tony thinks it’s amazing #and wonders #can he make a pair of goggles for bucky #with a hud like his helmet #so that he can communicate with jarvis #fuck yes he can #if google glass has done it #then tony can do it 10000x times better #and then when bucky LOVES THEM #tony asks him if he’d like them to be able to interact with his arm #it could come in handy #tony knows it comes in handy to have jarvis at his back when he’s incapacitated #and he knows bucky’s iffy about the arm #but baby steps #goggles first #tony’s gonna make him some goddamned goggles #dummy where are you #get the fabrication units fired up #we’ve got shit to make #tony stark #jarvis #iron man #art #my heart

Then Bucky accidentally uses the goggles to order a pizza.  He’s really surprised when it gets there, he didn’t mean to, STEVE WHAT DO.  Steve is really apologetic and tries to pay Tony back, but when Tony hears what happened he’s in stitches.  He waves it off as pocket change.  They do set things up so Bucky can’t buy things anymore, though.  Bucky wouldn’t do that to Tony on purpose, but he pretends to be upset.  

Plot twist: Bucky doesn’t order just pizza. He orders 500 pizzas. 

(via admiral-lypten)

mintleaftea:

"Making Thor a woman is just a marketing ploy catering to female readers!"
Yes and it’s working excellently. Please continue to cater to female audiences.

(via admiral-lypten)

starkassembled:

hermitsunited:

I just noticed that Jarvis has his own stocking. Tony Stark hangs up a stocking for Jarvis at Christmas. And there are at least two extra stockings up there so Tony totally gives his bots stockings too.

I think the important part is that the stocking for Jarvis is completely different from the others. It’s loud and silly looking and the name is written in what looks to be a child’s handwriting.That’s the stocking Tony made Jarvis, the real human Jarvis, when he was young.

I think Dummy made Jarvis’ stocking.  

starkassembled:

hermitsunited:

I just noticed that Jarvis has his own stocking. Tony Stark hangs up a stocking for Jarvis at Christmas. And there are at least two extra stockings up there so Tony totally gives his bots stockings too.

I think the important part is that the stocking for Jarvis is completely different from the others. It’s loud and silly looking and the name is written in what looks to be a child’s handwriting.

That’s the stocking Tony made Jarvis, the real human Jarvis, when he was young.

I think Dummy made Jarvis’ stocking.  

(via admiral-lypten)

note-a-bear:

junkyardvarren:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plant
A micro-crack in steel
Household dust
Needle and thread
E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)
A moth wing
Leaf of a Virginia spiderwort
Marijuana
Shark skin

THE WORLD IA FUCKING LEGIT AS SHIT GOT DAMN

the beard one just deterred me from electric razors forever. the pot one cracked me up cause that’s how it should look.

SHARKSKIN IS MADE OF TEETHSHARKS ARE MADE OF TEETH

note-a-bear:

junkyardvarren:

filthy-hippie-vibes:

23pairsofchromosomes:

Butterfly eggs on a raspberry plantA micro-crack in steel

A micro-crack in steelHousehold dust

Household dustNeedle and thread

Needle and threadE.coli bacteria on lettuce

E.coli bacteria on lettuce

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)

Beard hairs under a scanning electron microscope: cut with razor (left) and electric shaver (right)A moth wing

A moth wingLeaf of a Virginia spiderwort

Leaf of a Virginia spiderwortMarijuana

Marijuanashark skin

Shark skin

THE WORLD IA FUCKING LEGIT AS SHIT GOT DAMN

the beard one just deterred me from electric razors forever. the pot one cracked me up cause that’s how it should look.

SHARKSKIN IS MADE OF TEETH
SHARKS ARE MADE OF TEETH

(via admiral-lypten)

vodka-rivers:

tsunderrorist:

if you’re having a bad day here is a baby polar bear being tickled

image

that worked even faster than I thought

(via admiral-lypten)

salamispots:

day 16: something that represents your favorite song (radioactive- imagine dragons)

(via theappleppielifestyle)

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker



How about as a remake of “No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency”?  Rihanna as detective Mma Precious Ramotswe, and Nyong’o as her secretary Mma Grace Makutsi.  

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

How about as a remake of “No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency”?  Rihanna as detective Mma Precious Ramotswe, and Nyong’o as her secretary Mma Grace Makutsi.  

(Source: fuckyeahrihanna, via admiral-lypten)

"If you can’t like Captain America anymore because he’s black, there’s a word for that."

Dean Trippe (via t1mco)

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